Tuesday, March 6, 2012

My Days, Averaged into One

Waking up might just be the worst part of any person's day, but it had seemed to get worse as of late.  Not only was Charlie being ripped away from his alternative life which was, admittedly, much more interesting than real life; he was now also having to be torn away from Juli.  Every night, in every dream, she was there.  Not in a sexual way, Juli was just part of who he was.  Even random dreams where he was still on his mission included her.  Yes, she still existed in real life, but it would be most of a day until he had the chance to see her.

There was also the daily challenge he faced every morning.  Still feeling the wait of sleep pressing down on him, he lifted his heavy head and glanced over at the other bed in the room.  He dropped his head and rolled over, smiling to himself.  Greg was still asleep, taking the pressure off of Charlie to wake up, too.  It was really an unfair competition as Charlie had class at 9:30 and Greg's wasn't until noon, but the competition still took place.

After having gladly lost the race, Charlie got into the shower after Greg was finished.  They used different showers, as the bathrooms had been split into the one for tall people and the one for short people, but they still showered at different times as the hot water heater could not handle both of them at once.  Everyone else was either already off to school or Ben was possibly still asleep.

Today was a tie day.  Greg once made the mistake of asking what the occasion was for a tie.  There was never an occasion, Charlie just liked ties.

He slipped on his BYU jacket, as the color came close to matching his corduroys, and threaded his headphone cord through the sleeve to his iPod watch.  He smiled to himself as the music began to dance beautifully against his eardrums, glad that he had not made the mistake of getting Beats by Dr. Dre.  Beats were a fraction of the quality of his Grados and his Grados were a fraction of the price of the Beats.  They also served as excellent ear muffs for his large, floppy audio receptors that had helped him obtain nicknames such as Dumbo or Spock as  child.  All of those names had been endowed upon him by his loving sister, usually while she messed with his ears, which did little to reduce their elasticity.

The walk went as well as always.  Charlie especially enjoyed the sight of the words poooooooop and Gullible! written on the ceiling of the tunnel he trekked through on the way to the Tanner as Sufjan Stevens serenaded him on such topics as zombies and the death of a lover to bone cancer.  His heart was gripped tightly by the emotions involved in Sufjan's voice, his self-composed music, and the thought of losing his Juli to death.  Sure, he was reading The Book Thief, a book about World War II told from the perspective of death, and had thus gained quite the sympathetic view of the feared thief of souls, but losing Juli in any form was frightening.

His thoughts were cut short by his arrival in his classroom.  The numbers and aggravating formulas of finance were thrown at him, much like a one-sided game of dodgeball where he was duct taped to the wall.  Mentally bruised and battered, Charlie hiked the endless staircase up and out of the Tanner, unconsciously ignoring the invisible Stormtroopers Juli swore she saw lining the walls.

New Testament was interesting, as always.  He enjoyed the enthusiasm Camille Fonk Olson brought to the table each day.  He readily ate each ball of information hurled at him, each of which easily explained the often misunderstood words of Paul which had often made him uneasy while in the Midwest.

The best thing about his research class was his teacher.  His doughy, childlike professor, who could not pronounce "th" and studied sexual abuse, droned on about scientific designs and cracked excessively dry jokes which Charlie soaked up with his humor sponge.  After class, he briefly discussed the current study him and his group partners were conducting.

Writing in psychology was always fantastic, but mostly because he always got great advice from his teacher. She was a head shorter than him and weighed far less, but was somehow packed full of the weightless substances of wisdom and love.  She would pour out compliments on his head about his writing style and humor, and graciously speak to and counsel him on his current indecisiveness on his future.  He did not, however, enjoy coming to a daily conclusion that he truly did not understand the English language as much as he thought he did, yet still stored every tidbit he could for future reference.

Homeward bound, he hooked up to his expensive earmuffs once more and listened patiently while Colin Meloy recounted the Hazards of Love.  He loved the story which was unwoven into his auditory system and directly to his heart, but knew full and well that the benefits truly outweighed any of the hazards.  He cared very little for the time it took for him to reach his apartment, as this was the least important section of his day.

After scavenging his apartment for some morsels of food, he ate while enjoying this day's unwinding distraction.  Sometimes it was an app game on his Kindle Fire, other times it was Youtube, but today he allowed himself to be sucked into the Netflixed show of two dorky men who  scientifically debunked myths. Once his snack and unwinding was complete, he whiled away the next couple hours doing homework.

Then Juli came home, and it all got better.  He met her as soon as he could and spent the rest of the afternoon in bliss.  Recounting what they did is of little consequence.  It could have been a movie, shopping, or homework.  The activity didn't matter.  He was with her and that's all that mattered to him.

A few hours later he was forced to say goodbye to her for the second time in one day.  They embraced and mutually agreed, either verbally or internally, that they very much awaited the day when nightly partings were unnecessary.

Lying in bed that night, Charlie hugged his second pillow tightly, knowing all too well that it was a pathetic substitute for Juli.  He soon succumbed to sleep, where he once more made his astral journey to dreamland to be with Juli again.

Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Embracing the Charlieness

All of the different faces of Charlie:

-Charlie Bit Me - For all those times when I feel like biting somebody or something and then laugh about it

-Charlie Sheen - I may not get drunk, but I certainly can go crazy.

-Charles Xavier - Brainy portion of me that thinks I can understand other people's thoughts.

-Charlie Bucket - Downtrodden remarkable me who is just lovable, loving, and has a sweet tooth.

-Charlie the Unicorn - Me, when I realize that all of my friends are crazy yet lovable.

-Charlie from Lost - British me?  Hobbit me?  Dead me?

-Chuck Norris - When I think I'm hardcore and can take on the world.

-Chuckie Cheese - There are just times when I feel like making noises like a giant, creepy mouse.

-Chuckie - A more violent and creepy version of Charlie Bit Me

-Chuck Taylor - I'm not that into shoes, or basketball, but a part of me likes old-school things, like shoes.  Does that count?

-Chuck Testa - Not that I'm violent towards animals, it's just that some animals are more interesting stuffed and hung.  And Chuck Testa represents my sick sense of humor

-Charlie from Italian Job - I'm a safe driver.  But there are times when I feel like driving fast in compact cars.

-Charles in Charge - Sometimes I get into cleaning modes like a butler.  Rarely, but sometimes.  And, let's face it, I'm in charge.  I always found it funny that in my house my sister was referred to as Cariella (like Cinderella, but not) and I was referred to as Charles in Charge.  Or Bubba, whatever that was about.

-King Charles - In-charge me, without the cleaning.

-Charlie Brown - Downtrodden, lovable.  Kind of like Charlie Bucket, but this is more me when I can laugh at times that are highly unfortunate.

-Charlie from All Dogs Go to Heaven - Gangster, canine Charlie?  Let's just say I'll go to heaven.  That works.

-Chuck-O-Rama - I just got done serving in the Mid-West.  There are more buffets there than anywhere.  I never had Chuck-O-Rama (the restaurant or the action) but I certainly ate a lot of food at buffets....

-Charlie's Angels - I only have one.

-Prince Charles - Bossy me, who more just comes across as a jerk.

-Charlie Rose - Whenever I think I know something about politics.

-"Sorry Charlie" - I just can't always be the best tuna in the sea.  That's not always a bad thing.  I'd rather not be chopped up and shoved in a Starkist tuna can.

-Charlie Horse - I can be a real pain in the leg muscles.

-Chuck (TV Show) - Sometimes I'm just shoved into circumstances that are bigger than myself and forced to fight my way through.

-Charles Dickens - Literary me.

-Charlie Chaplin - I can be funny, or so I'm told.  I certainly enjoy the times I'm a slapstick funny, but that's more accidental and includes me getting hurt, but it's still hilarious.

-Charles Lindbergh - I always wanted to fly.  But I'd certainly need a front windshield.

-Charles Schulz - Artistic me is fairly rare, at least when it comes to drawing, but I certainly enjoy putting humor on paper.

-Charles Foster "Citizen" Kane - This is future, rich me.

-Charles Bingley - Suave and swept a girl off her feet.

-Charles Montgomery Burns - Me, as an old, grumpy man.

-Chuckie from Rugrats - I always do my fair share of worrying for the whole group.

-Charles Darwin - I'm fairly scientific, at least in psychology, not in guessing what the origin of species is.

-Major Charles Emerson Winchester III - My militaristic side that only really pops out in crazy games of capture the flag.

-Chuck Berry - The musician side of me, but I enjoy music far more than I can make it.

-Charles Barkley - I'm not very athletic, but I was good enough at water polo goalie.

-Charles Manson - I can be a fairly charismatic leader.  And I can mess up making Kool-Ade

-Charles W. Penrose - Mormon me!

-Charles Schwab - Yeah, I hate my finance class, so this one is not related to me at all.

Thursday, September 22, 2011

Can't Tell My Class from a Hole in the Ground

Well, welcome to Blog Number 3 for me. Cari, my sister, told me awhile ago that I should start blogging again. While I'm positive that this was purely self-serving, as she has been enjoying my emails home for two years, I figured it wouldn't hurt me to get back into the swing of things either. I decided starting a new blog was the best option, as it divides it evenly into one for pre-mission, which doesn't fit who I am now at all; one for the mission, which would be stupid to add onto as I'm no longer on a mission; and one for post-mission. I've now been in Provo for.a month. I like it here. I have a lot of friends around, which makes things easy. Really, life isn't as exciting on a day-by-day basis as it was on a mission, so it's harder to truly make this terribly interesting. So I'll describe my classes for you...whoever you are. Who reads these things anyway?

1) American history until somewhere in the 1800s. It's no the real name but I'm too lazy to look it up right now. It's a pretty interesting class, but it includes a lot of reading. I know, I know, I love reading and so I should love the class. The effect of overjustification, however, is that with receiving a reward for what we already enjoy to do, it is no longer enjoyable. It is not that I completely do not enjoy it, but I certainly enjoyed reading about how Katniss fought her way through the Hunger Games more. Still, I am learning quite a lot of interesting facts on women in early New England, Benjamin Franklin, and slaves.

2) Anthropology 101. This class is held in a huge auditorium which makes human interaction nil. It is taught by a man with a British accent and an interesting sense of humor. Yet, while it is interesting to learn about the hunter-gatherers of Africa, the only really enthralling part for me is the psychological implications of the anthropological studies. Beyond that, I'm just grateful I don't live in a desert. Oh, never mind, scratch that last remark....

3) New Testament section 1. Best class listed yet. Taught by Camille Fonk Olsen. We do some pretty awesome little in-depth discussions on the life and times of Christ and the authors of the gospels. So good. Along with this I'm doing a sweet little project studying the Christlike Attributes found in Preach My Gospel and how our Savior exemplified these traits during his life and ministry. I am marking all of these things in a color-coordinated marking system, and then recording what they were and what I can do to follow in His footsteps in a journal. It should be good.

4) Psychological Statistics. By far the longest (two hours) and most boring sounding yet one of the most interesting classes so far listed. That is mostly due to the professor, however: how often do you have a teacher that frequently shows youtube videos and includes Justin Bieber asking questions in ebonics in his slides? Not to mention one of his goals is to introduce us to good music, so we always listen to some sweet bands before class and try to guess what they are for some Sassy Taffy. The work, while it seemed difficult at first (I haven't done math for years), actually is pretty easy and I'm doing pretty well in class. Also, I'm learning quite a bit about good and bad statistics, and, thus, what products to avoid. I once got commended in middle school for using the word thus on a paper. Really? Thus? Of course, this was also the same middle school where the English teacher didn't know din was a word.

5) Social Psychology. This teacher also frequents youtube, but usually for more useful purposes...usually. By the way, let me mention here how much I love my major. Anyway, it's pretty interesting learning how people interact with one another. Many of the things that are mentioned in class are things I kind of knew but had no name for, and some of it is actually surprising. I am quite happy, however, that I am not studying sociology. Psychology was a good choice.

6) Psychology 101. The class that tells you what to do if you are a psych major. Basically: find a teacher to have as a mentor and start doing research with them. Oh, I also have to go be a guinea pig in research. Woot.

There is also one seemingly recurring theme in most of my classes: Truth is Relative. Luckily, as it is a Church University, it is agreed that there IS truth out there, but it's also agreed that, besides things confirmed to us by the Spirit, none of us can KNOW Truth. As a recently returned missionary who spent the last two years declaring Truth, this is, initially, a very disheartening thought. Once evaluated and understood, however, we can still retain that there is Spiritual truth. Beyond that, remember people: if you and somebody else disagree, you're both probably wrong, so take the high road and admit it first. Just a thought.