Embracing the Charlieness

All of the different faces of Charlie:

-Charlie Bit Me - For all those times when I feel like biting somebody or something and then laugh about it

-Charlie Sheen - I may not get drunk, but I certainly can go crazy.

-Charles Xavier - Brainy portion of me that thinks I can understand other people's thoughts.

-Charlie Bucket - Downtrodden remarkable me who is just lovable, loving, and has a sweet tooth.

-Charlie the Unicorn - Me, when I realize that all of my friends are crazy yet lovable.

-Charlie from Lost - British me?  Hobbit me?  Dead me?

-Chuck Norris - When I think I'm hardcore and can take on the world.

-Chuckie Cheese - There are just times when I feel like making noises like a giant, creepy mouse.

-Chuckie - A more violent and creepy version of Charlie Bit Me

-Chuck Taylor - I'm not that into shoes, or basketball, but a part of me likes old-school things, like shoes.  Does that count?

-Chuck Testa - Not that I'm violent towards animals, it's just that some animals are more interesting stuffed and hung.  And Chuck Testa represents my sick sense of humor

-Charlie from Italian Job - I'm a safe driver.  But there are times when I feel like driving fast in compact cars.

-Charles in Charge - Sometimes I get into cleaning modes like a butler.  Rarely, but sometimes.  And, let's face it, I'm in charge.  I always found it funny that in my house my sister was referred to as Cariella (like Cinderella, but not) and I was referred to as Charles in Charge.  Or Bubba, whatever that was about.

-King Charles - In-charge me, without the cleaning.

-Charlie Brown - Downtrodden, lovable.  Kind of like Charlie Bucket, but this is more me when I can laugh at times that are highly unfortunate.

-Charlie from All Dogs Go to Heaven - Gangster, canine Charlie?  Let's just say I'll go to heaven.  That works.

-Chuck-O-Rama - I just got done serving in the Mid-West.  There are more buffets there than anywhere.  I never had Chuck-O-Rama (the restaurant or the action) but I certainly ate a lot of food at buffets....

-Charlie's Angels - I only have one.

-Prince Charles - Bossy me, who more just comes across as a jerk.

-Charlie Rose - Whenever I think I know something about politics.

-"Sorry Charlie" - I just can't always be the best tuna in the sea.  That's not always a bad thing.  I'd rather not be chopped up and shoved in a Starkist tuna can.

-Charlie Horse - I can be a real pain in the leg muscles.

-Chuck (TV Show) - Sometimes I'm just shoved into circumstances that are bigger than myself and forced to fight my way through.

-Charles Dickens - Literary me.

-Charlie Chaplin - I can be funny, or so I'm told.  I certainly enjoy the times I'm a slapstick funny, but that's more accidental and includes me getting hurt, but it's still hilarious.

-Charles Lindbergh - I always wanted to fly.  But I'd certainly need a front windshield.

-Charles Schulz - Artistic me is fairly rare, at least when it comes to drawing, but I certainly enjoy putting humor on paper.

-Charles Foster "Citizen" Kane - This is future, rich me.

-Charles Bingley - Suave and swept a girl off her feet.

-Charles Montgomery Burns - Me, as an old, grumpy man.

-Chuckie from Rugrats - I always do my fair share of worrying for the whole group.

-Charles Darwin - I'm fairly scientific, at least in psychology, not in guessing what the origin of species is.

-Major Charles Emerson Winchester III - My militaristic side that only really pops out in crazy games of capture the flag.

-Chuck Berry - The musician side of me, but I enjoy music far more than I can make it.

-Charles Barkley - I'm not very athletic, but I was good enough at water polo goalie.

-Charles Manson - I can be a fairly charismatic leader.  And I can mess up making Kool-Ade

-Charles W. Penrose - Mormon me!

-Charles Schwab - Yeah, I hate my finance class, so this one is not related to me at all.