All of the different faces of Charlie:
-Charlie Bit Me - For all those times when I feel like biting somebody or something and then laugh about it
-Charlie Sheen - I may not get drunk, but I certainly can go crazy.
-Charles Xavier - Brainy portion of me that thinks I can understand other people's thoughts.
-Charlie Bucket - Downtrodden remarkable me who is just lovable, loving, and has a sweet tooth.
-Charlie the Unicorn - Me, when I realize that all of my friends are crazy yet lovable.
-Charlie from Lost - British me? Hobbit me? Dead me?
-Chuck Norris - When I think I'm hardcore and can take on the world.
-Chuckie Cheese - There are just times when I feel like making noises like a giant, creepy mouse.
-Chuckie - A more violent and creepy version of Charlie Bit Me
-Chuck Taylor - I'm not that into shoes, or basketball, but a part of me likes old-school things, like shoes. Does that count?
-Chuck Testa - Not that I'm violent towards animals, it's just that some animals are more interesting stuffed and hung. And Chuck Testa represents my sick sense of humor
-Charlie from Italian Job - I'm a safe driver. But there are times when I feel like driving fast in compact cars.
-Charles in Charge - Sometimes I get into cleaning modes like a butler. Rarely, but sometimes. And, let's face it, I'm in charge. I always found it funny that in my house my sister was referred to as Cariella (like Cinderella, but not) and I was referred to as Charles in Charge. Or Bubba, whatever that was about.
-King Charles - In-charge me, without the cleaning.
-Charlie Brown - Downtrodden, lovable. Kind of like Charlie Bucket, but this is more me when I can laugh at times that are highly unfortunate.
-Charlie from All Dogs Go to Heaven - Gangster, canine Charlie? Let's just say I'll go to heaven. That works.
-Chuck-O-Rama - I just got done serving in the Mid-West. There are more buffets there than anywhere. I never had Chuck-O-Rama (the restaurant or the action) but I certainly ate a lot of food at buffets....
-Charlie's Angels - I only have one.
-Prince Charles - Bossy me, who more just comes across as a jerk.
-Charlie Rose - Whenever I think I know something about politics.
-"Sorry Charlie" - I just can't always be the best tuna in the sea. That's not always a bad thing. I'd rather not be chopped up and shoved in a Starkist tuna can.
-Charlie Horse - I can be a real pain in the leg muscles.
-Chuck (TV Show) - Sometimes I'm just shoved into circumstances that are bigger than myself and forced to fight my way through.
-Charles Dickens - Literary me.
-Charlie Chaplin - I can be funny, or so I'm told. I certainly enjoy the times I'm a slapstick funny, but that's more accidental and includes me getting hurt, but it's still hilarious.
-Charles Lindbergh - I always wanted to fly. But I'd certainly need a front windshield.
-Charles Schulz - Artistic me is fairly rare, at least when it comes to drawing, but I certainly enjoy putting humor on paper.
-Charles Foster "Citizen" Kane - This is future, rich me.
-Charles Bingley - Suave and swept a girl off her feet.
-Charles Montgomery Burns - Me, as an old, grumpy man.
-Chuckie from Rugrats - I always do my fair share of worrying for the whole group.
-Charles Darwin - I'm fairly scientific, at least in psychology, not in guessing what the origin of species is.
-Major Charles Emerson Winchester III - My militaristic side that only really pops out in crazy games of capture the flag.
-Chuck Berry - The musician side of me, but I enjoy music far more than I can make it.
-Charles Barkley - I'm not very athletic, but I was good enough at water polo goalie.
-Charles Manson - I can be a fairly charismatic leader. And I can mess up making Kool-Ade
-Charles W. Penrose - Mormon me!
-Charles Schwab - Yeah, I hate my finance class, so this one is not related to me at all.
